station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle. The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet. The
wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire-fighter
walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,'
the fire-fighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The fire fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to
her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if
you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
