THE HEART ATTACK
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the
bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab
the phone, but just as she's dialing,
her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty
is hiding in the wardrobe, and
she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back
upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is
her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack,
and you're running around naked,
playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
The Heart Attack
Member #: 61573
Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
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Name:
jerry
Company:
Unemployed
Occupation:
none
Location:
USA
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