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Man / Woman Conversation

 
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5 with a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.
In one year, it would be $5400 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending
at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?


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Re: Man / Woman Conversation MarkD 3/23/2013 4:48:16 PM
Re: Man / Woman Conversation johnmc3 3/23/2013 6:43:38 AM