Ten Anglican priest wannabes enroll for Anglican priest college. They are put through their paces, learning all about the bible and how to do the whole church thing. At the end of the course they are all called into a room for the final examination. The examiner tells them to take off all their clothes and attach bells to their penises.
Then the door opens and a stripper walks in. The examiner says, "ok boys, if I hear a single bell ring, that wannabe priest will fail his exam and never become a part of the church."
The stripper performs a striptease for each wannabe priest, one at a time, and not a single bell rings - until she gets to the last wannabe priest. His bell rings so loud and so hard that it falls off. Embarrassed, the priest bends over to pick it up...
...and nine other bells start ringing.