I just heard that the Republicans are already searchng for the best candidate
to run for president in 2016, It's going to be tough to find that perfect person
especially since they have decided the only way they can win is to find an
African American gay woman who is single under the age of thirty born in
Mexico and a resident of Ohio who aborted a pregnancy after having
cheated on her asian boyfriend with a muslim guy she met while
protesting the keystone pipeline.