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Re: Talked to the BigDuck


No I was the sobbing drunk with my empty pants pockets turned inside out, Like Nicolus Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, The only problem, I haven't been able to find a Hot Hooker like Elizibeth Shue to mother me and buy me booze. 
I guess I need to go to North Strip (Old Las Vegas not South Strip) I will stagger up that way after I get me another Steele Reserve 8.2% or a ForLoco 12.5% for 99 cents at the Rebel gas station.
It's funny here LVMPD if they pick up a passed out drunk on the strip here the don't haul them to jail they take them to the Greyhound bus station and dump them there ( I can't remember how many times I have woke up at the Bus station in North Town and wondered how I got there.) 8 miles away with a note pinned to your chest saying Welcome to Las Vegas Now leave with a one way bus ticket in your pocket....

All joking aside, I sure fucking miss the Florida Keys high of 45deg here today
and I lost a 12 pick NFL parlay yesterday won 11 of 12, Fucking Lions, would have paid $16,000.00 on a $20.00 ticket.

My little person friend, Tammy



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Re: Talked to the BigDuck LocoDawg 11/13/2012 9:32:04 PM