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Great Joke


BEST JOKE OF 2012 (so far)
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go
to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million
dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he
is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin
hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call
the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Re: Great Joke Lightmaster 8/17/2012 8:28:29 PM