well try this for sophistication......hi my name is john doe i work for the local mso its craptastic. what do you like about our commericals? customaller.....never heard of them or seen them. we have dish. salesman-well we are the largest pornographer in the world, in addition the city streets are safer because the judicial system does not allow convicted criminals to use our voip phone for house arrest. customer. (blank stare we look at each others eyes for three minutes. remember the person who talks first is the loser and obviouslly i have been trained by the best) customer-why are you here? salesman-to add value to your section 8 mdu apartment.....by offering you basic cable for 50 bucks a month. what channels do you need? customer- .......
this was an example of an opening statement not one that i have used but its just another tool to keep in the back pocket. but obviouslly this is triple play material.
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