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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed
out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test
was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor
noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test
with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student
got back his test and $53 change.
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Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept
hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the
message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the
point.
When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a
toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might
as well sweep the sidewalks."
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Re: Two TheRobMan 6/22/2012 6:27:31 AM