This makes science very interesting!
WHO KNEW..
Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa
"because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women
with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger
if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as....
Einstein's Theory of…
"Relative Titty."
Oh, stop moaning!
I don't write this shit,
I receive it from my warped friends
and then send it on to you.
Anyway, it beats the hell
out of all that political crap.