God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man. "
"Well now, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no you don't" interrupts God, "You get your own dirt."
God, we don't need you anymore
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