This morning I went to Welfare Office to sign my dogs up for Welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are...
- mixed in color,
- unemployed,
- lazy,
- can't speak English,
- have no frigging clue who their Dads are,
- they expect me to feed them,
- provide them with housing and medical care...
- So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify:
- My dogs get their first checks next Friday.
Damn, this is a great country!