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This is a Great Country


This morning I went to Welfare Office to sign my dogs up for Welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are...
  • mixed in color,
  • unemployed,
  • lazy,
  • can't speak English,
  • have no frigging clue who their Dads are,
  • they expect me to feed them,
  • provide them with housing and medical care...
  • So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify:
  • My dogs get their first checks next Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!


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Re: This is a Great Country TheRobMan 6/7/2012 7:46:51 AM