Ø I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Ø When chemists die, they barium.
Ø Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Ø I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
Ø How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Ø I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Ø This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met her bivore.
Ø I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Ø I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Ø They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
Ø We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Ø I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Ø Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Ø When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Ø Broken pencils are pointless.
Ø I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Ø What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Ø England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Ø I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Ø I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
Ø I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Ø Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Ø Velcro ....what a rip off!
Ø A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I Changed...
Member #: 61573
Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
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Name:
jerry
Company:
Unemployed
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Location:
USA
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