Typical Alabama Baby
An Alabama Tide fan is drinking in a New Orleans bar, when he gets a
call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his
wife has just given birth to a typical Alabama Crimson Tide baby boy
weighing 25 pounds..
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Alabama Tide fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average
back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Crimson Tide baby
boy. Gonna be an Alabama football player." Congratulations showered
him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman
actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns
to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that
typical Alabama Crimson Tide baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So,
how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The
Alabama Crimson Tide father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
says,,,,,,
"Had him circumcised."
Typical Alabama Baby
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Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
rick terrrell
Name:
Rick Terrrell
Company:
tri-state utilities
Occupation:
sat installer
Location:
SOUTH EAST
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