"I don't want your money, but ...{fill in the blanks}""They didn't pay me so I can't pay you""You'll get your retainer back in 90 days""I'll put it in the notes so you'll be covered"and my favorite..."I'll send an email to corporate about your check being short."
Never argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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