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How to summond the police


I woke up in the middle of the night to some noise in my yard.  I went outside and found that someone had broken into my garage and was ransacking it, so I called 911.  I was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.  So I hung up waited a minute and called back and said,  "hello, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my garage. You don't have to worry now, I shot them". Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the offices said: "I thought you said you'd shot them!". To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available!".
With God all things are possible
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Is that a joke or for real? Oklahoma Cable 1/6/2012 1:32:59 PM
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