Man you are just so fucked in the head Rob. No, Mark NEVER said it was the ONLY way to give scripture credibility, nor did Mark ever IMPLY any such crap. 
What you are doing is not defined as twisting words, but rather making up stories to suit your own agenda. Would Jesus do this? I doubt so very much. Just as I doubt very much you or Gary are the Christians living a Christian life as y'all proclaim so loudly you do. Just look at y'alls recent posts...VERY UN-Jesus like. But then again, nothing less can be expected from 2-faced Religious Nazi Terrorists such as yourselves.
