Ok first the background, my darling wife of 17 years has this incredible fear of zombies. Its so bad she had nightmares for a week after Zombieland. So naturally being the good and loving husband I am, I exploit this fear every chance I get.
Now the set up: Driving into town to grab some dinner, I notice the local graveyard has buried a few folks today, me "oh look they planted one, no wait too today" her "no three, they're just dying to get in there"...
The delivery: Headed back home after dinner, I'm driving we come up on the graveyard again, me "so when you reckon they gonna harvest them zombies" mind you this was straight faced as hell, her "shut the hell up you asshole, that shit ain't funny" at this point I lost it I was laughing so hard I had to pull the car off the road I couldn't see for hell.
Needless to say folks I am still in the doghouse, and in there pretty damn good too..but it was so worth it
Too funny not too share
Member #: 72284
Registered: 10/30/2009
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Name:
panther fan
Name:
Panther Fan
Company:
Keep you guessin
Occupation:
Cable tech
Location:
South of the mason dixon line
Personal:
early 50s
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