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OK let’s say I have an epiphany and except Jesus Crist as the one and only savior and path to heaven.
I then die and my soul makes it into heaven……Then What? What happens next?

How do you fill your time in heaven? Is there time in heaven?

Do the laws of physics apply in heaven?

What does your soul do for eternity? Does it comingle with other souls?
Are you reunited with family members and friends that have also passed on?
If that’s the case I hope it’s better than some of the family holidays I’ve celebrated over the years. God eternity with people that I get tired of after a few days or in some cases a few hours, that would be more a punishment than heaven.

Is heaven like one never ending vacation? Do you get to do whatever gave you joy on earth? Too much of a good thing can’t be good for you. In heaven is it possible to have too much of a good thing? Who decides when you had enough of a good thing? If someone else is deciding for you, than is it really heaven?

If you never want for anything in heaven what keeps you from becoming bored?
If you have everything given to you in heaven what makes you appreciate anything?
I don’t know about you but I always appreciated things I had to work for more than things that were given me.
Yeah, yeah I know you have to work to get into heaven but that brings up another question do you have to work to stay there?
Are you assigned a job when you’re in heaven? What kind of job would they have in heaven?
What about the angels, are they like supervisors?

Can you see God whenever you want to or do you have to make an appointment?
If you have to make an appointment, who do you make it with?
Would you have to wait in line or would there be a waiting room?
Are there lines in heaven? If so is it possible it get in the wrong one?

If God sneezes in front of you what do you say? You bless you?
Does God sneeze? What does it sound like?

Does God laugh? Do you think he laughs at his own jokes? Does he have a sense of humor?
If so what do you think he finds funny? Does he prefer physical comedy over mental, HI brow over Low brow?

Has he ever farted? If so what do you think it smells like?

If God rests on Sunday, why do most religions pick that day to worship and pray to him?
Don’t you think he would like to enjoy his day off without anyone bothering him?
What does he do during the rest of the week?
How many hours are in Gods day? Has he ever had a good night’s sleep?
Does God dream? What would he dream about?

Who does God pray to?

What made him come up with the Duckbilled Platypuses and mosquitoes?

What if man was one of God’s failed experiments?

Has God ever burned ants with a magnifying glass?

Does he mind when people call tornados the finger of God?
Does God have fingers? If so how many, and how would he be able to make anything when they do so much damage?

If God made Adam from dust where did he get the dust from? What kind of dust was it?

If god made the heavens and the Earth from a void how could it have been a void?

Why does God have such an interest in man? Would God exist if man did not think about him? How would anyone know?
If God is anywhere that 2 or more are gathered in his name, what happens when 2 people are making love and shouting OH MY GOD!!!

Think of these questions what you will; think of me what you will. But take notice nowhere in any of my posts have I said anyone was wrong for believing in whatever religion they want. I have stated that to me some of you have a very narrow view on the subject. If that is what get you through this journey we call life than good for you. Defend what’s in your heart, religion and politics are the two topics that start the most fights and wars. The only thing that may have started more are women..On those three things you will never get everybody to agree.

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