>Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?Â
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>A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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>Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four
men to build it?
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>A. No time at all it is already built.
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>Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
>
>A. Very large hands.
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>Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
>
>A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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>Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
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>A. He sleeps at night.
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>Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
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>A: Because he is dead.
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>Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
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>A: It becomes wet.
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>Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
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>A : Rain
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>Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
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>A : TOMORROW
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>Q. What looks like half apple?
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>A : The other half.
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>Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
>
>A : AGE.
>
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