1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attach her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
5. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
6. If you're not going to sack it, go home and wack it
7. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
8. It well be sweeter if you wrap your P - - e r
9. If you go into heat, package your meat
10. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse
11. Especially in december, gift wrap your member
12. Never never deck her with an unwarpped P- -ker
13. Don't be a fool vulcanize your tool
14. With the right selection you'll protect your e---tion
15. Wrap in foil before checking her oil
16 A crank with armor will never harm her
17. No glove.......No Love !!
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National Condom Week
Member #: 2039
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
MicroMan
Name:
Gary E. Ogden
Company:
Micro Network Svc Grp
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