CABL Forum - Bill and His Gal

Bill, a 70 year
old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a
breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks
everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and outright charm while
hanging over Bills arm and listening intently to his every word.

His
buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill how did
you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my
wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how did you
persuade her to marry you?"

Bill says, "I lied about my
age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you
were only 50?"

Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was
90."

FLORIDA SENIORS
A senior citizen
in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the
road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what
little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he
roared down I-75.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he
looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road
at over 100 mph, then 110, 120 mph! Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm
too old for this kind of thing."

He pulled over to the side of the
road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper
pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said,
looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If
you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago
my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were
bringing her back."

The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice
day."

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