A Texan was stopped for speeding and the officer noticed a pistol lying in the seat.
Officer, "Is that your 45?"
The Texan replied, "Yes, and I have a permit to carry it.
I also have a 38 under the seat, a 22 in my boot and a 12 gauge in the trunk."
The officer asked in dismay, "What are you afraid of?"
Texan, "Not a damn thing."