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> 1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.
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> 2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
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> 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
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> 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid.
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> 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
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> 6. You do not recognize the letter 'R' as a part of the English language.
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> 7. Your social security number starts with a zero.
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> 8. You can actually find your way around the streets of Boston.
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> 9. You know what a 'regular' coffee is.
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> 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round.
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> 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent.
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> 12. Springfield is located 'way out west.'
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> 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
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> 14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, Peabody and Haverhill.
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> 15. Anyone you don't know is a potential idiot until proven otherwise.
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> 16. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or CVS Pharmacy within eyeshot at all times.
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> 17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol.
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> 18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.
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> 19. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot.
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> 20. You order iced coffee in January.
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> 21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere.
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> 22. You love scorpion bowls.
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> 23. You know what they sell at a Packie.
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> 24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS.
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> 25. You know what First Night is.
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> 26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.
> Bonus: You know how to pronounce Seamus.
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> 27. McLobster=McCrap
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> 28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies.
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> 29. You know there are 6 New England states, but that Connecticut really doesn't count.
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> 30. You give incomprehensible directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself ,'Ah, screw them.'
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> 31. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
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> 32. You hate the Kennedys, but you vote for them anyway.
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> 33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional.
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> 34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe.
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> 35. You've been to Goodtimes
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> 36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. (...and they DO).
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> 37. You have never actually been to 'Cheers.'
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> 38. The words ' WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
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> 39. You've been to Fenway Park.
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> 40. You've gone to at least one party at U Mass.
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> 41. You own a 'Yankees Suck' shirt or hat.
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> 42. You know what a Frappe is.
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> 43. You've been to Hempfest.
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> 44. You know who Frank Averuch is.
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> 45. ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
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> 46. You can complete the following: 'Lynn, Lynn ......'
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> 47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be friggin' Snows.
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> 48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one.
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> 49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time.
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> 50. You never go to Cape Cod,' you go 'down the Cape '.
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> 51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
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> 52. You know who Whitey Bulger is.
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> 53. You went to the Swan Boats, House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school.
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> 54. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams.
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> 55. You remember Major Mudd.
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> 56. You know what candlepin bowling is.
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> 57. You can drive from the mountains to the ocean all in one day.
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> 58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is.
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> 59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the coolest guy around. Speaking of which.... You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town
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> 61. Calling Carrabba's an 'Italian' restaurant is sacrilege.
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> 62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic.
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> 63. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
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> 64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town.
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> 65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't a surprise.
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> 66. You call guys you've just met 'Chief' or 'Boss.'
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> 67. 4:15pm and pitch black out means only 3 more shopping days until Christmas.
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> 68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy.
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> 69. You refer to Savin Hill as 'Stab 'n Kill.'
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> 70. You've never eaten at Durgin Park, but recommend it to tourists.
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> 71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it.
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> 72. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country.
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> 73 . 11 pm? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloons!
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> 74. 2 am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast Beef! The one on Revere Beach not the one on Route 1.
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> 75. 5 am? Drunk? It means one thing: You wish you had a blanket in your back seat.
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> 76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
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> 77. People you don't like are all 'Bastids.'
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> 78. You took off school or work for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade.
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> 79. You've called something 'wicked pissa.'
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> 80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis.
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> 81. Saturday afternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman.
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> 82. Sunday mornings meant the Three Stooges on Channel 38.
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> 83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater.
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> 84. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fisherman.
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> 85. You know that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox.
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> 86. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time.
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> 87. Your town has at least 6 pizza and roast beef shops.
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> 88. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie.
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> 89. 20 degrees is downright balmy as long as there,s no wind- then it gets wicked cold.
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> 90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden.
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> 91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice 's Restaurant.
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> 92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was named Athah Feedlah.
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> 93. You know what the Combat Zone is.
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> 94. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax.
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> 95. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
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> 96. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop.
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> 97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night.
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> 98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual.
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> 99. Hearing an old lady shout 'Numbah 96 for Sioux City !' means it's time for steak.
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> 100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Filene's, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope.
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> 101. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts.
How many apply to you??
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