Having served his time with the Marine Corp, a man became a teacher. Unfortunately, before school started, he injured his back and was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he walked straight to the window and opened it wide. With out a word, turned and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
For you jarheads
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