Whooa,,,,walkman,,, slow that hippie van down there buddy.. Nobody is "Old Lady" bashin here. You gotta chill out man,,, lighten up dude. How can we be cynics??? You didn't post a picture...Heh heh heh heh!!!!!! Sorry,,,couldn't resist that one...Heh heh heh heh!!!!!!!! and I ain't imagining anything. I'm still with my wonderful wife of 31 yrs of wedded bliss, and 3 yrs of livin in sin,,,and believe me,,,she is a real women. As was mentioned,,,,,,, beauty is in the eye of the be holder.