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Re: What has the world come too.


There once was a douche-bag named sweaty.
He liked to pack his ass with spaghetti.
He would fondle young boys as if they were toys,
and masturbate while wearing a pink teddy.

Now sweaty is lazy, quite dumb, and crazy.
He sits on his ass and collects welfare cash.
His house is a mess and on the cable bar he confessed
He likes to get drunk and ware dresses.

He cruses for guys,
his B.O. attracts flies. 
With Corona in hand, by a stolen bass he stands
screaming his liberal lies.

Sweaty's a friend to the birds, the flowers and turds.
He cry's open the boarders, the illegals need water.
Lets give them our jobs, and free health care for
them slobs.

It's been years since he's worked, so he stays home
and jerks.......off to pictures of gnome's.
The rainbow flag that he fly's,
is for all the gay guys, he wants to get into his bed.

So sweaty it's true that this verse is for you.
It's my way to convey the thoughts I will say.
We all know your gay so please go away,
and take all your personalities too.
If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking.
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Posted in reply to: Re: What has the world come too. by sweatforhire
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Re: What has the world come too. sweatforhire 1/2/2011 12:10:10 AM
Re: What has the world come too. skidmark 1/1/2011 12:58:23 PM