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From the boss



A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss.

  
Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact Barrack Obama is our President and our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.  But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did.  I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.   I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.  They voted for change...I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.


This is CABL.com posting #317862. Tiny Link: cabl.co/mbuQY
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