The oldtimer lives alone with his middle aged fat ugly bitch of a daughter only to come home one night and find her buck naked on the couch doin' herself with a huge dildo.
Whatdafuck are ya doin'? get that shit outta there, for God sake cover yourself.
Dad I'M 40 years old and a fat ugly bitch, I've never been married and I'll never get married, this is as close as I'm gettin' to a husband, leave me the fuck alone.
The next night she comes home to find dad sittin' at the kitchen table with a bottle of whiskey, two shot glasses and the dildo.
Dad whatdafuck are ya doin'?
Bitch' leave me alone, I'm havin' a drink with my son in law.
Whatdafuck