CABL Forum - Fuck it

On a warm summer evening, Kickstand takes a ride over to see his buddy, Crazy Ed. He finds him sittin in a lawn chair in his garage, with a beer in his hand, and a cooler beside him, watching the world pass by outside. Without saying anything Kickstand takes a beer from the cooler, gets another lawn chair and sits down....In a way that women cannot understand and will never be able to, Crazy Ed and Kickstand sit silently together looking out the garage door as evening turns to night....When Crazy ED finally does break the silence, he surprises Kickstand,,,,who had started to doze off. "FUCK,,, FUCK,,, FUCK,,, FUCK,,YEAH, FUCK"
"Fuck what?"
"Fuck it!"
"Fuck it?"
"Yeah,,Fuck it!"
"What's it?"
"What ever the the Fuck you want!"
"What ever the Fuck I want?"
"Yeah."
"But what about you?"
"What?"
"Your the one who said, Fuck it."
"I know."
"So what's the problem?"
"Fucking everything."
"Fucking everything?"
"Yeah,,Fucking everything."
"Everything in your life is fucked up?"
"Yeah."
"Nothing is going right?"
"Nope."
"Come on, something must be ok."
"Nope everything is Fucked up."
"What about your bike?"
"What about it?"
"Is your bike ok?"
"Fucking whore."
"What?"
"Fuckin whore won't start."
"Ever?"
"Nope."
"Hot or cold?"
"Nope."
"New battery?"
"Yeah."
"Carb adjusted?"
"Yeah."
"Spark?"
"Yeah."
"Push start?"
"Won't Fucking Pop."
"Sounds like it's Fucked up."
"I know it's Fucked up. I said it was fucked up."
"Hey don't get mad at me,,I'm trying to Fucking help."
"Okay,,,but I'm not a Fucking idiot."
"I know."
"It's just that this shits driving me nuts."
"What about your job?"
"Pays good but I hate it."
"Your house?"
"Nothing but a Fucking money pit."
"You got a pretty good car."
"Looks good,,runs like shit."
"Get it fixed."
"No Fucking money right now."
""No overtime?"
"They cut it out."
"Fuck!"
"You can say that again."
"How bout the ol' lady?"
"She doesn't have any Fucking money either."
"Not that,,How is she?"
"Mean as a Fucking snake."
"But,,,she's a good lookin Fucking snake."
"Yeah,,but miserable."
"Why?"
"Let's see,,,Bike is Fucked up,,car is Fucked up,,Fuckin house needs work...What do you think?"
"I didn't Fucking know."
"Well,,,Now you Fucking do."
"Don't get fuckin' mad at me 'cause you got problems."
"What?"
"I said don't get mad at me cause you got problems."
"Why the Fuck not?"
"Cause I ain't done nothing."
"You ask too many Fuckin' questions."
"I was only tryin' to help."
"Well,,,don't."
"Well Fuck it. I won't."
"Good."
"I don't need this Fuckin' shit."
"Fuckin' leave."
"I Fuckin' will."
"Then Fuckin' go."
"Fuck You!"
"Fuck You Too!
About that time the kitchen light comes on,,,the back door opens and Crazy Ed"s wife, Janice, is silhouetted in the doorway.
"What are you two fools yelling about out there?"
"Nothin'. Go back in the Fucking house."
"What?"
"Go back in the Fucking house."
"Who the Fuck do you think you're talkin to?"
"You."
"Well,,,Fuck you too."
"Go in the house."
"You,,go in. You two asholes woke the kids up."
"Fuck!"
"I just get them to sleep and you two Fuckin clowns wake them up."
"It's your fuckin' job, Janice."
"It's my,,Fuckin' job?? Everything around here, seems to be my Fuckin' job. All you do is go to work, ride your bike, or sit in the garage with some of your buddies and drink beer."
"I pay the Fuckin' bills,,so leave me alone."
"I'll leave you the Fuck alone. I'll go out, and you can watch the kids."
"Go the Fuck ahead."
"I Fucking will."
"Go the Fuck ahead,,,or shut the Fuck up."
"I'll Fuckin' do it."
"I Fuckin' know, Janice."
"I just need some Fuckin' space."
"I Fuckin' know, Janice."
"It's not like I ask for much."
"I Fuckin' know, Janice."
"Just some consideration."
"I Fuckin know, Janice."
"I'm going in. Not because you say so, but, because I want to go in."
"Yes, Janice."
"Keep it down out there."
"Yes, Janice."
Janice goes back in and Crazy Ed and Kickstand resume their positions in the lawn chairs around the cooler.
"Damn."
"See what I mean."
"Yeah."
"What now?"
"Fucked if I know."
"Beer?"
"Sure."
"Here ya go...Well,,,Fuck it."
"Yeah,,,Fuck it."

Mike

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