CABL Forum - I Was Born This WAy!

> > A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a
> > little perch.
> >
> > It doesn't have any feet or legs.
> >
> > The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this
> > parrot.?'
> >
> >
> > The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
> >
> > I'm a defective parrot.'
> >
> >
> > 'Holy crap,' the guy replies.
> >
> > 'You actually understood and answered me. !'
> >
> > 'I got every word,' says the parrot.
> >
> > 'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated
> > bird'
> >
> > 'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.
> >
> > 'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any
> > feet.?'
> > 'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since
> > you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.
> >
> > You can't see it, because of my feathers.'
> >
> >
> > 'Wow,' says the guy.
> >
> > 'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'
> >
> > 'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse
> > with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion,
> > sports, physics, philosophy.
> >
> > I' m especially good at ornithology.
> >
> > You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'
> >
> >
> > The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.
> >
> > 'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'
> >
> > 'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is,
> > nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.
> >
> > You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!'
> >
> > The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.
> >
> > Weeks go by.
> >
> > The parrot is sensational.
> >
> > He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great
> > pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
> >
> > The guy is delighted.
> >
> >
> > One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes,
> > 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.
> >
> > 'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about
> > your wife, and the UPS man.'
> >
> > 'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.
> >
> > 'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted
> > him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'
> >
> >
> > 'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.
> >
> > 'THEN what happened?'
> >
> > 'Well, then the UPS man came into the house, and lifted up her
> > nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
> >
> > 'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
> >
> >
> > 'Yes.
> >
> > Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees,
> > and began to kiss her all over.'
> >
> > Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
> >
> > DUNNO?!? I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch.!'
> >
> > If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad day
> >
> > Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
> > Caveats: NONE

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