toast goes to his butt buddies high school reunion, and sees his buddy. The guy has on a three-corner hat, he has a peg leg, a hookdick , and a patch over his left eye.
toast says, "This is a reunion, not a costume party. What's up?"
hookman says, "I always said I wanted to be a pirate, and now I am."
toast says, "What happened to your leg>"
hookman says " My first day on board ship, a cannonball blew off my left leg, so they gave me a peg leg."
toast says, "How'd you wind up with a hookdick"
hookman says, "The second day, I got my dick sliced off in a saber fight, so they gave me a hookdick.
toast says, "How'd you wind up with a patch over your eye?"
hookman says, "The next day, a bunch of seagulls were flying over us. I looked up, and one of them shit in my right eye."
toast says, "A little bird shit shouldn't cause you to lose an eye."
hookman says, "It was my first day with the hook." ha,ha,ha, toast says,I am still trying to figure out if you tried to skull fuck yourself or you missed your mouth.
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