Is it true that the idea of a mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance? Well, it has been suggested that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque. Two names proposed for the club are: "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot". A life-size statue of Mohammad will be prominently displayd in front of the bar. On the other side should be a butcher shop specializing in pork. Across the street, a store that sells and displays ladies lingerie and bikinis on live models, adding a sex shop would be a possibility as well as a pornographic book store. Of course these stores could be on the same side of the mosque so the fellows would have to walk past these stores before and after their prayer services. This of course would all be legal according to zoning. And to add some real flavor to the neighborhood and for all of you real Marine, Army, Navy, Air Force types - how about a recruiting headquarters across the street?
Now go forth and promote tolerance! ! !
Brilliant Idea
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