A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, Sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssommmeboddggeey ssstolllle myyyy carrr". the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh keeeyyyy". the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.... "Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!-
A Drunk Waks Out.....
Member #: 61573
Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
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Name:
jerry
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Unemployed
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Location:
USA
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