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Re: how do you like me now?

Hi there,
Here's all you need to know about the mind. I thought this was particularly enlightening after learning more about the brain! :)

A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science - "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons
for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by
forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like sub particles called peons.

Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be
detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with.
A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally occurs
in seconds and slow it to the point where it takes days.

Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay
but "re- organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and
deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow and in
the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes.

This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that
governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration
forming critical morass. Researches believe that in Governmentium, the
more you re-organize, the morass you cover.
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Posted in reply to: Re: how do you like me now? by LocoDawg
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