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Rough Year








Subject: Rough year....


It's a rough year, but I made it.


But not everyone is as lucky as I am......

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at Burger King, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Burger King is selling the 1/4 'ouncer'.

Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear !

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the Economy, Wars, Jobs, My Savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds, and our Bleak Future, that I called the Suicide Hotline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.














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Re: Rough Year sab3r 8/20/2010 11:47:05 AM
Re: Rough Year johnmc3 8/20/2010 10:14:24 AM