I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?'
She hit me.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
A completely brilliant question!!!!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!!!!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'