Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws
and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway, with
the windows rolled up, and with her eyes closed. Both of her hands
behind her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes were, now, open but that she looked very strange. He asked her if
she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of
the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband, immediately, called the Paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked, but Linda refused to remove her hands
from behind her head.
When the Paramedics finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough plastered to the back of her head. A Pillsbury Dinner Rolls
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise - that sounded
like a gunshot - and the wad of dough had hit her in the back of the
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She had, initially, passed out, but
quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could,
certainly, all be a coincidence.
Woman Shot in Head
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