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Obama Meets the Quenn


Barack Obama met with the Queen of England .
>
> He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
> Are there any tips you can give to me?"
>
> "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
> with intelligent people."
>
> Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are
> really intelligent?"
>
> The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer
> an intelligent riddle."
>
> The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
> here, would you?"
>
> Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
>
> The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
> father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who
> is it?"
>
> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
>
> "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
>
> Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same question
>
>
> "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's
> not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..."
>
> He went to his advisors and asked every one, but no one could give him an
> answer.
>
> Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes
> in the next stall.
>
> Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and
> father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
> Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
>
> Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.
>
>
> "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin
> Powell!"
>
> Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No!
> you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
>
>
> AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON
> WITH OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C. !!
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Re: Obama Meets the Quenn annubiss 7/25/2010 10:02:00 AM
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