A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both
sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was
looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at
its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to
my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I
don't remember much after that'
Cows Tail
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Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
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Name:
jerry
Company:
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Location:
USA
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