A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed
when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect', her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you
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