As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim husband to see any other women naked, other than his wife. If he does, he must commit suicide. So,, next Saturday at 1pm Eastern time. All American women are asked to walk out of their house, completely naked. To help weed out any neighborhood terrorist. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses, to demonstrate their support for the women, and to prove they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorist and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. It is your patriotic duty to inform others of this date.
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