Last week I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn, this is a great country
Dogs on Welfare
Member #: 35888
Registered: 2/1/2005
Posted:
1013
Occupation:
Poor Driven Cable Worker
Location:
Planet Earth
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