... I was cleaning that Kalashnikov that you sold me last week... Dammit man! are you Commies to tired to clean your rifles???? That was the dirtiest damn gun that I have ever cleaned! Yes I know that it was designed for Peasants with no Knowledge at all of Reading and Writing and Arithmatic... Commies cannot do that! It might take forth a little Action And Expenditure of the Fat Ass Body that encompasses the Normal AK-47 owner and your Dumbass nature to sit around robbing stores and civilians.....
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