New Element Discovered
SCIENCE LESSON FOR THE NATION
Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known
Universe has been found!>>
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the
discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The
new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224
assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium
is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons
randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere
and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium
molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever
morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium,
an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy,
albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons
but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
New Element Discovered
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