B.S. Bingo
I may actually start watching our president's speeches now.....
Bullshit Bingo
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Before Barack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card as follows:
Draw a square on a piece of paper, (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size).
Now divide it into columns -- five across and five down. To give you 25 1-inch blocks.
Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
"Restored our reputation"
"Strategic fit"
"Let me be clear"
"Make no mistake"
"Back from the brink"
"Signs of recovery"
"Out of the loop"
"Benchmark"
"Job creation"
"Fiscal restraint"
"Win-win"
"Affordable healthcare"
"Previous Administration"
"Greed on Wall Street"
"At the end of the day"
"Empower (or empowerment)"
"Touch base"
"Mindset"
"Corporate greed"
"Ballpark"
"Game plan"
"Leverage"
"Inherited" as in "I inherited this mess"
"Relief for working families"
(alternate for any of the above -- "unprecedented")
To play just check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
BullSheet Bingo
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