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A guy goes to a Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes- caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says "I was in Afghanistan for two years."

The interviewer says, "Great that will give you 5 extra points
toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Wow, O.K.. You've got
enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are
from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and
plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M.
to 4:00 P..M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a Government job," the interviewer says, "For the first

two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for that."


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