What A Coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next
to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I
just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a
special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also
celebrating!' says the woman..
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they
clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you
celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child
and today my gynecologist told me that I am
pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken
farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your
chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
What A Coincidence!
Member #: 12394
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
1837
Name:
Mark , aka "Texas Toast"
Occupation:
RF & AC 'Cowboy'
Location:
Mid-America
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