This is someones reply to a YAHOO topic today. I thought it was funny:
Job interviews are such a friggen joke in most cases. The vast majority of people are only applying for the job because they NEED THE MONEY...not because they always wanted to be a (insert job title here) ever since they were in pre-school. Here are some of my favorites:
-How would your friends describe you?
Well I don't have any friends because most people think I am prick. I guess if I actually had any they would tell you that I am a prick but since I don't it is an irellevant question.
-Where do you you want to be in 10 years?
Oh yeah I love this one such a BS question. LOL Hopefully I will win the lottery and ten years from now I will be relaxing on my 110' yacht with five or six bikini clad supermodels!
-What is your biggest weakness?
Do they actually want you to be honest? OK, I have to admit sometimes I have a problem with premature ejaculation especially if I haven't masturbated in a while....did you REALLY want to know?
-What is the riskiest decision you have made? What was the situation? What happened?
I decided to shag this chick I met at a frat party without protection. She was hot, I was horny and I didn't have a condom but she said she was on the pill. I knocked her up and had to get married... why the hell do you think I need this f-ing job!
Seriously where do they get these questions and to they REALLY think anyone is going to give them honest answers? LOL
Job Interviews
Member #: 37589
Registered: 4/20/2005
Posted:
927
Name:
jason miller
Name:
Jason Miller
Company:
americable international
Occupation:
cook,dishwasher,&janitor(manager)
Location:
sasebo japan
Experience:
~26 years
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