AUGUST 12- Moved to our new home in Alaska. It's so beautiful here. The mountains are majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering this scenery.
OCTOBER 14- Alaska is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all the color shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains on the horses and saw some moose. They are so big and gentle. Certainly they are some of the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
NOVEMBER 11- Moose season has just begun. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it will snow soon, I love it here.
DECEMBER 2- It snowed last night. Woke up to find every thing blanketed white. it looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again where the snow plow piled up a berm. What a beautiful place. I love Alaska.
DECEMBER 12- More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
DECEMBER 19- More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plow!
DECEMBER 22- More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. ASSHOLE!
DECEMBER 25- Merry fucking Christmas. More friggin' snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-abitch who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.
DECEMBER 27- More white shit last nite. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through every time. I can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of white shit again tonite. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is??
DECEMBER 28- The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white shit this timell At this rate it won't melt before July. The snow plow got stuck up the road and that bastard had the nerve to come to my door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I have broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking headl!
JANUARY 4- Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damned moose ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car and the moose just walked off into the woods with a slight limp. Fucking beasts ought to be gut shot. Wish the hunters killed them all last Fall.
May 3- Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from all the fucking salt they put on the roads,
May 10- Moved to Arizona. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in the godforsaken state of Alaska.
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